The first day after 26th B’Day turns so gloomy and stormy. Last night the great buffet dinner did us in and we’ve both got the trots now. πŸ™

I just used the vcuum clener on my keybord. Brillint. Relly brillint.

Tulisa’s blowjobs are a lot like her concerts. Nobody comes. (via @butterstickswift) (

There are a lot of Tulisa’s sick jokes on Sickipedia out of the blue. Not unveiled till I googled recent news about her. Then I laughed out loud.

Just trimmed my full beard into a circle beard 24 hours ago. The new style feels so fresh!

Is there any Android phone now whose UI is as smooth as that of an iPhone 4S? Need your advice, please.

RT @autocorrects: A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, “Where were you between four and six?” I said, “Kindergarten”

RT @autocorrects: I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.

I hate tyrants. But I hate liars better. Would it be easier for a tyrant to be absolutely honest than for a liar to treat his people right?

Did anyone’s iMac 27″ LCD ever look burnt with dark smudges and gray blotches up on the upper half and get repaired by Apple?

@autocorrects “Sorry. I didn’t hear you.” “Me either.”

Have to blast Twitter’s captcha that pissed me off forcing me to input those crabbed letters again and again. Much too annoying!